BLAH!

Goofy girls don't get the guys. Must be more mysterious.....

It says so on ASKMEN. Practically everyone to meets me knows my life story already =P

Lust!

I am once again in lust my dear readers. I have kept him a secret from my friends so far because, well... The dude kinda looks like a serial killer... BUT a gentle one! Like, one that would whisper kind words into your ears while slitting your throat.

On a happier note, I will be going to Exxotica on Friday! Yay!

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The Playboy Bong

Me: "OMG! A playboy bong! I want it I want it!"

Lily, the unreasonable sister: "Stupid, you don't even smoke!"

Me: "BUT IT'S PLAYBOY!"

Lily: "What, so if there's a playboy crack pipe you'll get that too?"

Me (*thinking..... thinking....*): "Yes"

Hollywood Improv

Had a great time at the Hollywood Improv. I got to see Bobby Lee (shirtless), and that guy from Tropical Thunder... The one that sings about "Booty Sweat".
I love comedy clubs like how most guys love strip clubs... I get all flustered and develop a small crush on all the comedians..

Like a pervert at a strip club... I have the urge to throw dollar bills at them, and in my head I'm thinking: "I wanna fuck him- And him- And him..."