Oh Ron

Me: "I TEXT U EVERYDAY! I CALL U EVERYDAY! U IGNORE MEEEEEE! *CRIES*"

Ron: "NOPE"

Me: "*FARTS*"

Ron: "You hate me"

Me: "*THROWS UP*"
Me: "*THROWS GAY PORN AT U*"

Ron: "It's because I'm black, isn't it?"

LONG LIVE ICE CREAM

Ice cream is amazing. I believe it is the cure to all things. When people get sick I tell them to eat ice cream, they usually laugh at me. Ron was the last person to do so. He ended up in the hospital for 2 months and lost like 60 pounds, that's like 2 pregnancies.
As soon as he woke up from his coma, I visited him and showed him the card I made him- Which was a drawing of an ice cream cone and the words: I TOLD YOU SO
I then lectured him how he should have listened to me. It was pretty awesome cause he couldn't argue back- Being how he just came outta coma.

Ice cream... yum yum yum

Arthur!

Just came back from watching the movie "Arthur" with Ron. I loved it! I loved it!
Ron hated it, probably because it didn't have explosions and boobs.
I admired the awesome cars in the movie. When I said this, my evil little brother said: "Cars don't make a good movie".
As the mature older sister, I had to shout back: "YOU DON'T MAKE A GOOD MOVIE!"

Goodnite.

P.S I was really annoyed that after I washed my car, I got sick and didn't drive for 4 days, than today I find my car covered in bird poop. Thanks a lot birds. I'm going to eat more chickens now.