Keep in mind I've been very sick for the past few days so this would have happened to any one of you guys too!!!! (Ok so I admit I am the only idiot that would do this)
Yesterday, I had to go to the laundry mat to wash my clothes because I have bled, puked and pissed on all of mine. As I was waiting for my clothes to be done (bored as hell), I noticed there was a vending machine for you to buy fake teeth. I love those. I bought two.
I didn't have a mirror, so I used the background of the stuff animal machine. I tried it on and cracked myself up. As I was pointing and laughing at myself, a hot guy walked in. I stared at him with my jacked up teeth.
I was so embarrassed I couldn't even just played cool. I ran to my car and hid till my clothes were done.
Another reason why I am doomed to be single forever.
i bet the first thing that popped in his head was dam i wish she would slurp me up wit them teeth on
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