This all happened half an hour ago......
I'm researching on the computer for homework (aka watching porn) and suddenly there's a soft knock on my window. I ignore it thinking it's just the wind when a minute later, it knocked again!
Freaking out now, I walk to my cousin Jessica and whispered: "Someone is knocking on the window"
Jessica: "Really? Someone knocked on our window a week ago around 3 am.... 5 times ! But you were sleeping and I was too scared to wake you up"
Me: "WTF! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING THE NEXT DAY??!!"
Jessica: "I forgot"
Freaking out even more now, I go to my baby brother's (he's 17) room.
Me: "Jason, someone knocked on my window, will you please check?"
Jason: "Alright let me get my gun"
Me: "WTF! WE HAVE A GUN??!!"
Jason: "Get the dogs"
Me: "WHAT THE HELL ARE OUR 2 CHIHUAHUAS GONNA DO??!!"
Anyways, he checked and no one was there... But I'll still probably get murdered :(
Ok so about 5 minutes ago, wait wait let me back track. I went to the gym today and my personal trainer, (whom I call him "Nazi Director"... but lovingly...) made me work out so much my legs basically are dead. Anyways, I get home and change into my pajama pants. I put it on and did a little jump while I pulled them up- And my legs just gave out and I went up on the floor crying in pain.
I hope the rest of you are having a better night than me... Goodnight.
