Me: "Oh? Why?"
Markis: "So I can get free comedy tickets"
Me: ".... Aren't they like, only 5 dollars?"
*UPDATE*
Markis sends me a pic of the guy.... HORRBILE pic of the guy.
Markis: "Well? What do you think?"
Me: "Wtf Markis, that's a horrible pic, he looks high"
Markis: "So? What do you think?"
Me: "I duno man... I mean... His pic didn't make my dick shrivel up and die... But it didn't make it hard either... You get me?"
I am still debating. I haven't gone on a "date" since The Hangover 2 so I guess it's about time...
You may be worth more - it depends on how many tickets he gets.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the "date" will be as good as his picture.
LMAO!! Yaaa I decided to pass on that.
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