I'm researching on the computer for homework (aka watching porn) and suddenly there's a soft knock on my window. I ignore it thinking it's just the wind when a minute later, it knocked again!
Freaking out now, I walk to my cousin Jessica and whispered: "Someone is knocking on the window"
Jessica: "Really? Someone knocked on our window a week ago around 3 am.... 5 times ! But you were sleeping and I was too scared to wake you up"
Me: "WTF! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING THE NEXT DAY??!!"
Jessica: "I forgot"
Freaking out even more now, I go to my baby brother's (he's 17) room.
Me: "Jason, someone knocked on my window, will you please check?"
Jason: "Alright let me get my gun"
Me: "WTF! WE HAVE A GUN??!!"
Jason: "Get the dogs"
Me: "WHAT THE HELL ARE OUR 2 CHIHUAHUAS GONNA DO??!!"
Anyways, he checked and no one was there... But I'll still probably get murdered :(
Ok so about 5 minutes ago, wait wait let me back track. I went to the gym today and my personal trainer, (whom I call him "Nazi Director"... but lovingly...) made me work out so much my legs basically are dead. Anyways, I get home and change into my pajama pants. I put it on and did a little jump while I pulled them up- And my legs just gave out and I went up on the floor crying in pain.
I hope the rest of you are having a better night than me... Goodnight.
Long time no post. Guess your life has been pretty boring.
ReplyDeleteWell anyway, it is tomorrow. Are you alive? And can you walk?
Life has been boring. I am still alive. I cannot walk and had to miss school.
ReplyDeleteLol I dont think rapists knock b4 they enter.
ReplyDeleteIt might have been a polite rapist!
ReplyDeleteNever heard of a polite rapist. Do you mean this:
ReplyDeleteUh, excuse me, sorry to bother you. I don't mean you any harm but I am going to rape you. It won't take long. I hope that you won't mind and won't cause too much trouble. Thank You.
A polite rapist. I like that. That is going to be my rapper name.
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