Monday, February 27, 2012

I'll probably be dead by tomorrow

This all happened half an hour ago......

I'm researching on the computer for homework (aka watching porn) and suddenly there's a soft knock on my window. I ignore it thinking it's just the wind when a minute later, it knocked again!
Freaking out now, I walk to my cousin Jessica and whispered: "Someone is knocking on the window"

Jessica: "Really? Someone knocked on our window a week ago around 3 am.... 5 times ! But you were sleeping and I was too scared to wake you up"

Me: "WTF! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING THE NEXT DAY??!!"

Jessica: "I forgot"

Freaking out even more now, I go to my baby brother's (he's 17) room.

Me: "Jason, someone knocked on my window, will you please check?"

Jason: "Alright let me get my gun"

Me: "WTF! WE HAVE A GUN??!!"

Jason: "Get the dogs"

Me: "WHAT THE HELL ARE OUR 2 CHIHUAHUAS GONNA DO??!!"

Anyways, he checked and no one was there... But I'll still probably get murdered :(

Ok so about 5 minutes ago, wait wait let me back track. I went to the gym today and my personal trainer, (whom I call him "Nazi Director"... but lovingly...) made me work out so much my legs basically are dead. Anyways, I get home and change into my pajama pants. I put it on and did a little jump while I pulled them up- And my legs just gave out and I went up on the floor crying in pain.

I hope the rest of you are having a better night than me... Goodnight.

6 comments:

  1. Long time no post. Guess your life has been pretty boring.

    Well anyway, it is tomorrow. Are you alive? And can you walk?

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  2. Life has been boring. I am still alive. I cannot walk and had to miss school.

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  3. Lol I dont think rapists knock b4 they enter.

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  4. It might have been a polite rapist!

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  5. Never heard of a polite rapist. Do you mean this:

    Uh, excuse me, sorry to bother you. I don't mean you any harm but I am going to rape you. It won't take long. I hope that you won't mind and won't cause too much trouble. Thank You.

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  6. A polite rapist. I like that. That is going to be my rapper name.

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