Markis, Esther and I are walking in a bad part of downtown L.A
Esther suddenly had the urge to shout: "LAKERS SUCK!"
I shove Markis away yelling: "SHIIT LETS LEAVE BEFORE WE ALL GET BEAT UP!"
Right then, a scary cholo looking man comes out screaming: "WHO SAID LAKERS SUCK?"
Throwing Esther to the wolves, I pointed at her crying: "SHE DID SHE DID"... SPARE OUR LIVES!
Well, they do suck...they lost the playoffs....so they won't be champions this year.
ReplyDeleteSince you are writing this I guess that they spared you life. But when is Esther's funeral?
ReplyDeleteThere will be a donation event held in her honor, but all money will be given to me.
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