So last year... While walking to the restroom at Target, I didn't feel my underwear came undone and slowly started sliding off. It tipped me. I fell. Instead of collecting myself and brushing it off, I ran to the bathroom like a madman (with a vagina) thus causing more attention on me.What to do? What to do?
What else but to take a picture and post it on facebook.
Here is what my wonderful supportive friends had to say to make me feel better:
Orlando: bahahahahha
Hiro: Yes, exactly, that's what anybody would do, immediately run to the nearest bathroom, prolonging public exposure in the process, get into a stall with panties dragging along dirty public floors, whip out camera, take pic, wealth in internet points achieved. Fucking GOLD
Ron: Sinner. I'm still looking online for the video. I know it's out there, and when I find it, I'm making it my profile picture.
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