Shecky's Girls Nite Out

I just came back from this event: Shecky's Girls Nite Out
What you read below is what I wrote on my DSi while this event was happening. I went by myself.

Parked @ wrong place.

Fail.

Decided to go to 99 cents store.

Bought lots of useless things like "Spongebob night light" and "pink shot glasses" that I'll never use.

Parked @ right place but it was 10 dollars.

Fuck that.

Could have gotten myself a 10 dollar hooker for that amount of money.

Went to Johnny Rockets.

Waiter is cute.

Got wings and played on DS for 30 minutes.

Wings were hot. So is my waiter. Haha.

Left a big tip.

Got another 30 minutes to kill so I went to the car museum.

Saw the Bat Mobile and almost had an orgasm.

Went to Shecky's.

Got a cocktail.

Drunk.

Signed up for "Fat Girls R Beautiful 2" magazine. Something like that.

Need to walk off this buzz.

Ohhh shiny things.

No. Must walk off this buzz.

Signs up for Margarita making class. (Don't ask)

(3 Minutes later)... @ Margarita class.

Had 3 shots waiting for me at the table during this class.

Couldn't open the shaker.

Hot blonde guy opens it for me. I think I drooled a little.

Didn't notice the measuring line and put way too much tequila.

Shit.

Gotta drink it, everyone's looking.

Made the ugliest face.

Noticed the cameras right in front of me.

Shit.

Class over.

Wobbled away.

Oh my more shiny expensive things.

While I was drunk, someone took advantage of me and convinced me to buy 20 dollars worth of soap. Don't ask. They smelled like candies. It's a miracle I didn't eat them.

Feeling makeup running off.

Maybelline offers me a free makeover.

I accept.

20 Minutes later.

I look like a whore.

So drunk. I wanna go home. But I must walk off this buzz first.

Hot shirtless guys offers me more drinks.

I must accept.

Totally trashed.

(I can't make out what I wrote on this page so... skip)

Sooo many shiny things. So many shirtless guys w/ free alcohol.

Must leave.

Wobble to Johnny Rockets again.

Bought chili cheese fries.

Waiting to sober up so I can go home.

End of passage on my DSi.

I went to my car and lied there for an hour before I was ready to drive. I realized I can never have sex in the back of my car unless I do it with a midget, and I was a midget.