Enrique: "What's up?"
Me: "My boner"
Oh that reminds me of a story...
...about how mature I am...
One time, my goth girlfriend decided to go on a date with a sweet virgin Christian boy...
I duno what posse her to decide it was a good idea for him to meet me.
When I heard he was innocent, I knew I had to stuff my crotch with socks and pretend I had a penis.
I named my penis, "Tree"
It turned out the christian boy had a sense of humor and took it well :)
Sounds like a gender identity crisis to me.
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